Why on earth is there now a TV ad re. the dangers of level crossings?!!

Does someone think that now we've been bullied into giving up drinking, smoking & fast food, we're now all so depressed that we will all go to the nearest level crossing and play chicken with the trains. I haven't even got a level crossing near me. I suspect not many people have. Only see the very occasional one if I go for a very long drive in the country.

Mind you it is pretty depressing when you let yourself think about it. Practically everything we enjoy is now taboo. If you don't die of cancer or liver disease you'll get MRSA. If you enjoy your food & sweeties you'll become "clinically obese" (Why can't we just say FAT anyway, its a perfectly good word) And as if all that's not enough we're now told we are in the throes of a Credit Crunch!

Damn it!!! Are level crossings marked on sat navs I wonder? I need one! I need one!